6 Racy Books New Parents Will Appreciate

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Prepare to LOL! In an age of sanctimonious parenting – where strangers are more than willing to give you guidance on raising your tots – parents sometimes need to take a step back and laugh at the whole matter. Even before it's release, Go the F**k to Sleep ($10) was a hit with sleep-deprived parents. The NSFW book, written by novelist Adam Mansbach, takes the rhyming form of the hundreds of books we read to our tots before bed, but is filled with the thoughts that only enter the minds of parents who just can't bare to read "just one more book" and get "one more sip of water." Check out five more cheeky books, only parents could appreciate!

01
Safe Baby Handling Tips

Safe Baby Handling Tips

New parents are often overwhelmed with baby care instructions from family and friends. Often the advice is people stating the obvious. Sometimes it is helpful. Safe Baby Handling Tips ($10) is a hilarious look at all of the silly advice new parents receive, and even includes a baby duty wheel, so mom and dad don't have to argue over the next diaper change.

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Let's Panic About Babies

Let's Panic About Babies

Taking today's fear-inducing parenting culture to task, Let's Panic About Babies ($8) is a sarcastic take on pregnancy and parenting books that all mamas can appreciate!

03
Baby, Mix Me a Drink

Baby, Mix Me a Drink

Part of the Baby Be of Use collection of board books, Baby, Mix Me a Drink ($9) subscribes to the philosophy that babies should be put to work as early as possible. Using a shape and color illustrations similar to those found in traditional board books, Baby, Mix Me a Drink "teaches" tots how to mix the perfect cocktail for mom!

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Porn For New Moms

Porn For New Moms

It's been days since a new mama has showered, she's covered in dribbled milk, and she can't remember the last time she brushed her hair. Porn For New Moms ($10) is filled with the eye candy she dreams about – dads changing diapers, empty-diaper pails, and neatly folded laundry.

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Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

Sanctimommies be gone! Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation ($11) supports mamas who believe in bribery and other hush-hush parenting philosophies. The sarcastic parenting guide was written by a comedian, so be prepared to laugh out loud!