Guess which mama said the following about the importance of a moms' night out:I've got great mommy friends . . . They've been a wonderful resource for me. We get together at each other's homes, make dinner, and have girls' nights in. Or we'll go out for dinner and a drink – though we're mommies, so we don't let it all hang out. We've had good conversations about vaccinations, child-rearing, the Read more

Which new mommy said this about wet nappies: I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it. Read more

Which funny lady said the following about strippers? "I love to play strippers and to imitate them... I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that." Read more

Which mama said the following: I am an "all kinds" of mom. I'm a working mom, so I definitely have those moments where I wish I could be home with the kids. But I'm lucky that my job isn't all day every day, so I do get to be there for the school fairs, plays, and volunteering in the classroom. Read more

Which mother talked about her disdain for the institution of marriage? Don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do. See the video of her after you guess! Read more

Which mother said: At least twice a week, I pull over and sob. My baby is leaving. It's an emotionally full time, but it's not sad. I can't wait for [my child] to go [out and] live. That's what makes me cry. Read more

Which mother discussed her work and home life balance? I am very fulfilled in my home life, and what films do for me is to create an ironclad structure that, in my life as a mom, does not exist. It is a shapeless blob of happy chaos — so it's certainly nice to have that shape. Acting fulfills me in a creative way that has this myopic focus — and it gives me something to talk about at Read more

Which mommy said: Every milestone is memorable, from the numerous wardrobe changes in her first five months due to her explosive diarrhea to the first time she said, "Mama." Read more

Someone's lil guy has a crush on Dora the Explorer: I am so upset at this woman that has come between my son and me. This chick's name is Dora the Explorer. I do not like this woman. Somehow this little girl has taken a hold of my son's heart. . . . Dora has taken over his heart. My umbilical cord is being challenged every step of the way. I'm upset. Read more

Which actress spoke out recently about her real-life role as a stepmother:But being a parent is not about breeding. It's about caring. And it's easy to say, but it's harder to do. When you don't have that title, you flounder and it hurts. But this is the best test of being a parent. And I just have to keep reminding myself I don't care what I get. I care what I give. Read more