17 Witty Onesies For Babies With a Sense of Humor

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Normally, we turn to Etsy for gorgeous handmade toys, accessories, and apparel. But every now and then, Mama needs a little comic relief. Enter the witty onesie. "Funny" baby tees and bodysuits can easily lean toward the vulgar — but that's not what we want on our precious little ones. These Etsy finds take baby humor to a (slightly) more highbrow level and would make fun baby-shower or "just because" gifts.

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Facebook Famous

Facebook Famous

Baby social media overload! Are you guilty of it? Then your bambino must have this Facebook Famous onesie ($20). It's just stating the obvious!

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Birth: Nailed It

Birth: Nailed It

Nothing like feeding the old ego from an early age . . . This onesie ($18) lets it be known that your baby nailed his first major life accomplishment — being born!

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Chillin' in My Crib

Chillin' in My Crib

You worked hard on that nursery, so let your little one show it some love with this clever crib onesie ($16).

04
I Still Live With My Parents

I Still Live With My Parents

No job? No place of your own? No problem. Take this "I still live with my parents" onesie ($27) with a grain of salt — everyone who sees your baby in it will get a laugh!

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Mind on My Mommy

Mind on My Mommy

This parody of Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" ($15-$16) is sure to make fans of the rapper laugh out loud.

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Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Pay tribute to the '80s classic Dirty Dancing with an adorable outfit ($12) — leg warmers not included!

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I'm Acute Baby

I'm Acute Baby

Self-proclaimed geeky parents are sure to appreciate this geometric onesie ($9) — it's never too soon to put those geometry skills to use!

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Miso Cute

Miso Cute

Because he or she really is oh so cute . . . this onesie says it in style ($13)!

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Keep Calm and Drink Milk

Keep Calm and Drink Milk

For the days when you're stressed out, this Keep Calm and Drink Milk onesie ($16) will bring you back to normal.

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A Jedi Is Born

A Jedi Is Born

Keep your tot on the right side of The Force with this Star Wars onesie ($13).

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I'm Kind of a Big Deal

I'm Kind of a Big Deal

Narcissistic or honest? This literal fashion statement ($15) just says what you're already thinking.

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Eat. Sleep. Play. Repeat.

Eat. Sleep. Play. Repeat.

Worried that the sitter (or, more likely, your partner) won't know the baby's routine? She will once she sees this reminder ($12).

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Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings

Teach them to appreciate Tolkien with a Lord of the Rings outfit ($17).

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Small Fry

Small Fry

You'll want to eat your tot up even more when she's rocking this fast-food onesie ($27).