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Ever have a hard time deciphering what your lil one is trying to tell you? After a while, a mother can clarify to others that "waga" translates to "water" and "peas" does not connote the green veggies, but "please." Take one of your tot's most mangled vocabulary words and memorialize it with a Temporary Language tee.

Parents choose an image from a gallery of 100 plus pictures, enter their child's version of the word along with the legitimate translation. For $30, your babe will be a walking talking self–identifying dictionary for those surrounding him. And, you'll have a tangible memento of his "faborit whuurd."

Have you got the world's messiest eater on your hands? Or the next hot hip–hop artist? Give your tot with 'tude the duds to strut their stuff.

Vera Plum's witty tees put it all on the line with laughable apparel options for boys and girls. Sloppy eaters will look the part in the prophetic "Stinky Pig" onesie while urban rocker babies don the "Skully Rocker" tee in black — Kingston, I hope you're taking notes! The gothic printed "Word to My Mom" tee is sure to get a mutha' mad props. If, on the other hand, subtlety is your wee one's middle name, consider the "Mom and Dad Butterfly" tee to suit everyone's flutter fancy.

Funky and fresh, the affordable all cotton apparel collection is sure to be a hit with the parents and kids alike. Which one do you like best?

When posed with the question, "Is pregnancy tougher for the man or woman?" 89 percent of you voted for the woman. That said, there are times when a hormonal expecting lady can make it tough on those around her.

For those devilish moments, the Pregosaurus Rex tee ($24) may bring humor to a tense or frigid atmosphere. Underneath the skeletal creature reads, "It can make you extinct!" Just wait until motherhood begins gentlemen.

You may know the gender of your unborn baby, but I'll bet money you don't know if he or she will turn out to be a romance novelist or dog show judge. Only Mysterio knows what the future holds for the belly's temporary resident.

Presented in a sewn up pouch, Mysterio Predicts tees ($13) are sold with the prophecy unknown to the buyer or the gifted. Of the twelve possible outcomes, some are: game show host, mafia accountant, criminal mastermind, donut tycoon and monkey wrangler. A clever creation, mothers–to–be and her surrounding guests are sure to get a kick out of the unexpected gift at baby showers. Good luck to those of you who end up with a famous hog calling champion — I predict some sleepless nights for you!

Make no mistake about it, Deacon Phillippe is one cool kid who knows what he wants. The cutie patootie is well schooled in one subject — manners. When asking for profound favors, a simple "please" goes a long way.

Instead of demanding global harmony, this World Peace Please ($39) tee says it politely and with a bit of grace. If the pink and white striped number came in my size, I'd buy a few for present and future causes. The classic white dove on the back gives the tee a charming lil look.

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In the words of Salt 'n' Pepa: "Express yourself, you gotta be you and only you, babe." Expressive tees are an ideal way to speak a loud message. Whether you're suddenly into choppers, or yourself, rocker tees have made way for more artsy tees; fitting, since art school is in session this season. I'm more into the brightly colored ones, like Rihanna's, hey, if you're going to express yourself, do it loudly, babe.

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Every lil rascal needs reminding every now and then that mommy deserves mucho respecto.

Okay. I know there's a picture of Earth next to the world "mother", which changes the meaning of the Local Celebrity "Respect Your Mother" tee to "Respect Your Mother Earth." But can't it mean both?

To learn why this enviro-tee is so friendly, read more