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Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me: Holidays

Before babies, holidays were about buying a dry-clean-only cocktail dress and party hopping with my husband.

Before babies, holidays were about buying a dry-clean-only cocktail dress and party hopping with my husband. New Year's was the end all involving a preparty, an event, an after bash, not to mention a day to lay on the couch and recover from it all. Oh, how things have changed!

As a mom, the impending celebrations mean marathon-mall trips, turning into a circus act to entertain the lil troops while waiting in line, and holding my tongue so I don't slip about the reality of Santa Claus.

Speaking of which, I'm starting to think the jolly ole guy got off easy. No matter how fat he gets, he still looks snazzy in his red suit and he's got so many employees, all he has to do is make deliveries. St. Nick's never had to navigate his way through a crowded Target with a stocked cart only to find that the crown jewel of all gifts was out of stock. I get the holiday hassle and he gets the glory.

This year's Christmas will again be a race to put up the tree as my mother calls to confirm that I've finally purchased one and we'll make our way to three family events. My husband will build toys in a basement workshop just hours before they are unwrapped, while I tip toe around to display the presents without waking our overly curious kids. But watching our children squeal with excitement Christmas morning makes it well worth the while.

And, they'll be time to relax on New Year's when we skip the social scene, pop some champagne, and ring in 2008 with our lil ones at home.

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What's Tackier?

Before you guys call me a Grinch with no sense of humor, let me say, I know these naughty Santas are a joke and that past a certain age Santa shouldn't be sacred.

Before you guys call me a Grinch with no sense of humor, let me say, I know these naughty Santas are a joke and that past a certain age Santa shouldn't be sacred. But can't Santa just dance or be silly? Does he have to fart and bare his ass? If you agree with me, then answer this—what's tackier?

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Speak Up: What's on Your List for Santa?

The time of year has come for good girls and boys to break out the pen and paper to ask Santa for what we really want this year.

The time of year has come for good girls and boys to break out the pen and paper to ask Santa for what we really want this year. Since Santa brings toys, not six-pack abs, it's a good way to list all the things you want to accomplish on your own. Here are mine:

Dear Santa,
Sorry to hear that they're making you slim down, I'll be sure to leave you some water and fruits and veggies this year. Moving on . . . This year I have been really, really good. I've gone to the gym about three times every week and I've really been trying to eat healthy, overlooking Thanksgiving, of course. This year I really want six-pack abs with a bikini to match. I am also hoping you could bring me some willpower to stop at just two slices of pizza. Finally, what I really want is a workout buddy. I am not sure how you'll stuff him or her in the bag, but this would make me really happy.
Love, FitSugar

P.S. If these don't work, then check out my gift guides.

Share your letters to Santa for what you want, health and fitness wise, from Santa this year in the comments section below.

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Should Mall Santas Lose a Few?

A mall in England has ordered its Santas to slim down before greeting children this holiday season.

A mall in England has ordered its Santas to slim down before greeting children this holiday season. The mall will be running a month-long boot camp for overweight Santas who will be working there leading up to Christmas. Officials hope this will send a message to kids that while Santa's belly shook like a bowl full of jelly then, it's called abdominal obesity now and it's unhealthy.

I think it is a rather interesting concept. I am on the fence about how I feel about modernizing Santa. I mean I always loved Santa as much as the next kid, but I never personally had any aspirations to look like him.

What do you guys think about requiring mall Santas to lose a few pounds before the holiday season gets into full swing?

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Yum Market Finds: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

I told myself that I would wait until Thanksgiving had a little time in the sun before I went into full-swing Christmas mode.

I told myself that I would wait until Thanksgiving had a little time in the sun before I went into full-swing Christmas mode. However, after glancing through the Yum Market, it became pretty clear just how impossible that would be. You guys have already started gearing up! There were Santa hat place cards, holiday cake pans, reindeer martini glasses and more! Personally, I was really excited by the book I'm Dreaming of a Chocolate Christmas that TeamSugar member ishop2much bookmarked. Scroll through below to see some of the great Christmas themed items!

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Obesity

I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

And it shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly... It used to be that this saying was endearing and brought forth warm and fuzzy memories of Old Saint Nick.

And it shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly...

It used to be that this saying was endearing and brought forth warm and fuzzy memories of Old Saint Nick. The times, they are a-changing so now that belly full of jelly means that Santa's got a bit of an obesity problem on his hands and that is no laughing matter.

A survey of mall Santas in Scotland, found that the average waist size was 47 inches, which is seven inches more than is considered safe and having an especially large mid-section is associated with heart disease and type 2 diabetes.

Looks like Santa needs to lay off the cookies this year.

Fit's Tip: For Women, having a waist of 35 inches or more is a key indicator of abdominal obesity if your body mass index is less than 25.

Don't know what your Body Mass Index (BMI) is? Check out Fit's Calculator to find out.