Mad Men and 30 Rock crossed paths when Jon Hamm played Liz Lemon's boyfriend, the unlovable Dr. Drew Baird. Now a fan has taken it one step further and about five steps weirder by writing a short story about the love affair between 31-year-old Jack Donaghy and 36-year-old Sally Draper. It's long, so I highlighted my favorite parts and spared you the "action" details.

It's the Spring of 1990 and the recently separated Jack Donaghy and Sally Draper meet at the Met.

Sally turned out to be an English teacher at a Montessori school on the Upper West Side, but this slightly unpleasant revelation was not enough to make Jack reconsider.

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