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Motherhood Without Shame: Share Your Worst Story, Here's Mine!

Have you ever had one of those days where you actually believe there's a chance you could be eaten by a shark and struck by lightening because everything else has already gone wrong?

Have you ever had one of those days where you actually believe there's a chance you could be eaten by a shark and struck by lightening because everything else has already gone wrong? That happened to me recently. After my car died and I was stranded without a charged cell phone waiting for a tow, I found a wet postal slip stuck to the garage floor saying that the holiday outfits I ordered for my kids needed to be picked up before closing. Since we were scheduled to have their picture taken the following day and time was ticking, I popped my baby in the car and flew over to get the goods. After circling a congested street several times and finally finding parking, I got my son out only to realize that he had a diaper explosion and liquid excrement had seeped up to his neck. The poop also now covered most of my coat.

My first instinct was to cry because it had been a ridiculously hellish week and in the hurry to leave I hadn't grabbed my diaper bag, but then my motherly instinct kicked in — I needed to get the package. I walked into the post office and asked for my parcel. I have never seen a clerk move so quickly. After a bath, a shower, a load of laundry, and a trip to the dry cleaners, the situation was resolved. And, my kids were dressed and ready for their holiday portrait the next day.

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Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three: Part 3

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more?
Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more? Once a woman has a few kids, she knows the perfect mother doesn't exist and that enables her to improvise in lots of different situations. As long as the kids are happy — right? I've divulged the shortcuts I've taken, and now I'm adding a few more to the list. Set yourself free by confessing your secret in the comments section.

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Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three: Part 2

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more?
Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three: Part 2

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more? Once a woman has a few kids, she knows the perfect mother doesn't exist and that enables her to improvise in lots of different situations. As long as the kids are happy — right? Last month, I divulged the shortcuts I've taken and now I'm adding a few more to the list. Set yourself free by confessing your secret in the comments section.

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Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more?
Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three 2010-01-26 07:00:30

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more? Once a woman has a few kids, she knows the perfect mother doesn't exist and that enables her improvise in lots of different situations. As long as the kids are happy — right? Fresh back from maternity leave, I'm ready to divulge the shortcuts I've taken to get through the days since having my third baby. Set yourself free by sharing your secrets in the comments section.