At big family get togethers growing up, whenever my cousins and I acted up, our parents would say, "If it's whine o'clock, then it's wine o'clock!"
I think they were drinking boxed wine in those days. Ahhh...the 70s.
Fast forward to the 21st century and now there's a Pinot Grigio made especially for Mama. It's aptly named, Mommy's Time Out.
So when your kid is in the crib and sleeping soundly, pull out a bottle and pour yourself a glass.
Did I mention that it's only around $9 a bottle? Mommy guilt, be gone!