Kids Say the Darndest Things

"Mommy! She has big chi chis!" My 2-year-old daughter shouted this at a woman behind us in the airport security line. I quickly responded, "Yes honey. If you are good and eat all of your lunch, you can have your 'chi chis' for a special treat. They are in the backpack." Pursing his lips to contain his laughter, my husband surveyed the situation and looked at our completely confused child and said, "That's right. Mommy's got the candy in her bag." Candy was all she needed to hear to get her mind off of the huge "chi chis," and our embarrassing moment was over. We got quite a few good ones from our readers, and I've recently heard some other goodies worth sharing. Tell us some of your own in comments.