I am back and ready to introduce you to the grossest and strangest product for mom!
Introducing Sperm and Fallopian Tube Earrings and Tack Pins. Um . . . I guess this is a creative endeavor but it's just plain gross.
"Mom, is that a sperm on your ear?" "Dad, why are you wearing a fallopian tube on your collar?"
Some things are just TMI - too much information for you oldies. Why don't you keep sperm and fallopian tubes behind closed doors – no, locked doors! The sperm tack pin is available for $35, and a pair of sperm earrings comes in at $70. For the Fallopian tubes, same price.
So readers, would you wear sperm and fallopian tube earrings? I find these just plain creepy, and ridiculously expensive!