Instant Infant Cardboard Cut Out

Kiddie Soiree: Cardboard Baby

March 7, 2008

Perfect for baby shower decoration, Instant Infant is a 17" x 13" cardboard stand–up that looks like a perfect angel and behaves like one, too! Place the die-cut board babe by the front door with balloons hovering above him. At $8 a babe, you could even gather a playgroup of wee ones to safeguard the gifts.

And for those pesky friends and family members who keep begging you for more babies, just pop one of these itty bitty infants in the mail to keep them at bay. They'll delight in the light–hearted gesture and luckily, they won't have to change stinky diapers or wipe slobber off the floor.

12 Comments

milosmommy 5 years 10 weeks

hahaha...my mom had one of those...they've been around a long time. My step-dad didn't want any kids of his own, so her sister bought her that as a joke. She thought it was hilarious.

JennyJen 5 years 10 weeks

I know a few parents who should have opted for this version of a child! Sad, but true!!!

Dbtabm 5 years 10 weeks

Yeah this cardboard baby caused a divorce on Sex and the City.

lickety split 5 years 10 weeks

trey and char can't get pregnant and she becomes obsessed with having a baby and talks about it all the time. Then Trey can’t perform and he decides they don’t need a baby. Charlotte doesn’t agree and the 2 of them stop talking. In an attempt to break the tension Trey buys a card board baby and gives it to Charlotte, telling her they have to keep their sense of humor. She is furious. Later that week Charlotte has the girls over for dinner and Trey comes home unexpectedly and asks if they saw the funny gift he bought Charlotte. Then Charlotte and he get into a screaming match in front of everyone with Charlotte yelling “Do not bring that baby out here! You’ll be sorry! How would you like it if I bought a big card board flaccid penis and gave it to you” He says “Don’t you talk about that in front of them” and she counters with “They know all about your penis problems! They’re sick of hearing about it!”