Dirty Lil Secrets of a Mom of Three

All moms have secrets, but do mothers of multiple children have more? Once a woman has a few kids, she knows the perfect mother doesn't exist and that enables her to improvise in lots of different situations. As long as the kids are happy — right? I've divulged the shortcuts I've taken, and now I'm adding a few more to the list. Set yourself free by confessing your secret in the comments section.