Bizarre Dolls For Kids Child's Play? 10 Bizarre Dolls More Likely to Traumatize Than Amuse Sep 12 2011 • By POPSUGAR Moms 42 0 Hello dolly! From dolls that breastfeed to dolls that give birth, dolls aren't necessarily controversy-free playthings. Check out the following selection of disturbing dolls, and let us know if you'd let your tot play with any of these. Clawdeen Wolf What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Barbie's big boobs and tiny waist are positively tame compared to Clawdeen Wolf, who spends her time "waxing, plucking, and shaving."(Well, she is a werewolf right?) Wrong. The description of the immensely popular Monster High doll continues with "My hair is worthy of a shampoo commercial, and that’s just what grows on my legs. Plucking and shaving is definitely a full-time job, but that’s a small price to pay for being scarily fabulous" and lists her hobbies as flirting with boys. Obama Action Toy What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Apparently, President Obama is a sword-wielding contortionist. Oreo Barbie What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Barbie has been a fixture in the doll community for over 50 years, but the past five decades haven't been free of controversy. Released in 1997, and marketed as someone little girls could play after class and share "America’s favorite cookie," Mattel was clearly unfamiliar with the racist term Oreo, meaning that an individual is "black on the outside and white on the inside." Pregnant Midge Doll What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Barbie's buddy, the pregnant Midge doll — complete with detachable belly and fetus — was quickly discontinued due to many parents' complaints that the doll too closely resembled a knocked-up teenager. Hitler Doll What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Say it ain't so. A perennial favorite of the KKKK (Klu Klux Klan kindergartners) set, this frighteningly detailed portrayal of Adolf Hitler comes with multiple changes of clothes. Who knew the mass murderer was such a fashion plate? Reborn Baby Dolls What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Disturbingly lifelike, it's not too far-fetched to worry that contacts-free, middle-of-the-night diaper changes might leave a flesh and blood lil one soaked while an oddly quiet reborn baby doll gets a fresh change. Be a Doll What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 For parents and kids who can't quite get enough of themselves, Be a Doll will create a "lifelike" representation of anyone for a mere $180. Anatomically Incorrect What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 This gender-bending doll caused quite a stir when an unsuspecting grandmother bought it for her granddaughter in Lithuania. The little girl's father promptly went to the authorities, launching a full-blown investigation into the dolls' suspicious genitals. G-d Almighty What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 It's hard to believe that any parents — no matter their religion — would advocate for the image of G-d wielding an AK-47 assault rifle. Pole Dancer Doll What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Nobody wants to hear, "Mommy, I want to be a stripper when I grow up." Kong Suni — The Farting Doll What’s Your Reaction? 0 0 0 0 0 0 Potty training dolls are nothing new (Baby Alive has been peeing and pooping for years), but Kong Suni, a new Korean doll, has the distinction of being the doll that passes gas. Feed her some of the enclosed play food and then rub her tummy and listen as she farts. Unfortunately, she doesn't come with a built-in "excuse me," so she isn't quite the role model we would hope for.