Baby Boogers

Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me: Boogies


I have been blessed (knock on wood) with a babe that doesn't have a lot of mucus.

Occasionally she has a booger hanging from her nose that I quickly grab, but I rarely notice spit or snot lingering on her precious lil face.

This isn't always the case. To see what happened, read more.

However, on my way to work today, I noticed a slug like trail on my black jacket. Embarrassed at first, I then laughed knowing exactly what it was. My babe had somehow made her mark on my coat without my knowledge.

A day without child-damaged clothing is a miracle, but starting out ahead of the game this morning took me by surprise. Like any self–conscience woman would do, I rolled up my sleeves, threw my scarf over the slimed area and went about my normal business. Next time, I'll know to check my jacket before leaving the house.

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