When it comes to baby clothes, black is the new pink. Trendtotters [1] that they are, the Jolie-Pitt [2] brood is known to wear black sneakers, shirts, and dresses. Taking a hint from pop culture, author Michelle Sinclair Colman and illustrator Nathalie Dion capitalized on the trend and created the witty lil book Urban Babies Wear Black [3]. A hit title, the two followed it up with a slew of jocular texts one of which is sure to suit any mum's fancy. Next time there's a baby shower, consider placing one of the sassy texts ($7) under the ribbon instead of a card.