If mommy's going in for a lil nip and tuck, there's no reason to hide it.
Or so believes, Michael Salzhauer, M.D. who wrote the new children's book on plastic surgery, My Beautiful Mommy! ($20) published by Big Tent Books.
The text is intended to help kids cope with their altered mama —whether she's two sizes smaller, invested in ballooned breasts or a different nose — in a nonthreatening way.
The story and coordinating illustrations walk wee ones through surgery and recovery.
It's pathetic! And so is anyone who would buy that book. Sorry, but you can talk to your
child and explain things, not buy a Disney like book on plastic surgery. What's next? A picture book explaining what mommy and daddy were doing when the kid accidentally walked in on them?


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